Sep 17
11:14pm
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b-r-o-o-k-l-y-n-b-o-u-n-d

Source:gameraboy

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

Sep 15
10:31pm
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buttercrush-hitch

Source:communistbakery

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery)

Sep 15
9:32pm
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Yay fun!

Sep 15
9:31pm
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neveragaintobeacagedbird

Source:lesbolution

lesbolution:

can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

Can this be the same for guys too?

Sep 15
6:33pm
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sebbysanity

Source:justice4mikebrown

appropriately-inappropriate:

Oh, well, damn.

(Source: justice4mikebrown)

Sep 14
11:52pm
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Birthday party for my friend tia! Happy 20 years!!

Sep 14
8:39pm
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An old friend sent me this song.  What breaks my heart is not that ive felt this way before, but its that i was the the ‘he’ in “and now he’s sliding up your dress” and its fucking me up.

Sep 14
8:35pm
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tellybinging

Source:tastefullyoffensive

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Sep 13
9:31pm
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tellybinging

Source:omgbuglen

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

Sep 12
10:21pm
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hopethroughlove

Source:settles

hopethroughlove:

sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

Eating spaghetti with a straw is way worse 

(Source: settles)

Sep 11
11:31pm
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weak-fallen-angel

Source:jeffrey-dean-morgan

thursdaycastiel:

snowyarcherprince:

jeffrey-dean-morgan:

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE

THAT GIF I CAN’T ANYMORE HELP ME PLEASE JESUS

Sep 11
11:23pm
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ghostofsarcasm

Source:friendlyneighborhoodpeterparker

(Source: friendlyneighborhoodpeterparker)

Sep 11
10:32pm
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stiles-surplus

Source:iraffiruse

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Sep 11
9:32pm
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timegoestofast

Source:loadedsword

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: loadedsword)

Sep 11
6:37pm
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stiles-surplus

Source:agirlnamedagnes

be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

did you mean: Whale can i get one?


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