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what-happens-if-i

Source:thrandilf

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(Source: thrandilf)

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sassyandquirky

Source:nathanthenerd

sixfeetunderjack-bandgasm:

Thank you. My life is complete

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surrealpinwheel

Source:ultralifetips

ultralifetips:

x

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sherlockholmesmypiratesociopath

Source:quevidamastriste

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

(Source: quevidamastriste)

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goldensparrows

Source:tardismetotomorrowworld

wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

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heichouleo

Source:mattniskanenseyebrows

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

image

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
image

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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what-happens-if-i

Source:glukauf

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

(Source: BBC)

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Anonymous asked:

holy shit your real hot 😉 how old are you?

thankya! :D 19

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everykissbeginswithkayla19

Source:tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

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definetlydavid

Source:hamfucker39

the-goddamazon:

anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

Y’all alright over there, science tumblr?

(Source: hamfucker39)

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A group of first year girls and me walk up to a pub that 2 bouncers are standing infront of.
“If we just want food, can we come in?” Sarah askes.
“We’d have to see your ID’s one of the bouncers grumble.
“Well none of us have fakes” says Tori
One bouncer bursts out laughing and the other says “well you better get on that!” As we walk away

Lol good times but you had to be there =P

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wonderlandishereforus

Source:iwriteaboutfeminism

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police keep everyone on the sidewalk while the allied group continues protesting.

September 28th

I can’t believe this is still going on! Like where’s the justice! D:

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i-xnay

Source:itsstuckyinmyhead

idonthavetimeforthat:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Responses 

She’s cheer cheerer and I’m on the sit sits

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kittyboo-mew

Source:ruinedchildhood

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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So this is the second time I’ve got a “no caller ID” and I’m a little sketched out


1. Hi, my name is Elijah! :D
2. I dont bite (unless you want me too)
3. If you want to say something, say it. If you're not sure, there's always anon.
4. My kik is "jail99"
5. Warning: im crazy



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